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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via stupidhunter)

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

causticgrip:

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

jajajajajaja!

(via allefory)

vein:

"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt" - Her (2013)

(via otur)

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via veganmoonprincess)

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-

(Source: pussylipgloss, via glaserface)

(Source: haringtonskits, via belatedpajamas)

(Source: ironmans, via lindseybluth)

"I’m sorry, I’m awful, I’ve just felt so terribly destructive all week. It’s awful. I’m horrible."

- J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey   (via girl-human)

(Source: tulipfalls, via m0rgasmm)