February 2012
191 posts
What do you say to someone who just broke up with their girlfriend/boyfriend?
‘omg message!!!’ …… Tumblr staff.
everyone at my school: i have straight a's i play every sport you've ever heard of and probably at least four that you haven't i have a great boyfriend/girlfriend i love him/her so much my family is amazing we spend all of our free time together i mean the time that i'm not spending reading to homeless blind people or walking dogs with only three legs i do all of my homework on time and all of my teachers love me my life is so good i'm so popular and happy
me: ...i have a blog
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
I want to live in a city where good bands actually go and play music.
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
I can’t wait to go to university and start a new life, this is pure shit.
How can people have sex like its nothing? It’s disgusting.
Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
lhommegallop:
how do you people get away with drinking and smoking up in your home i don’t geT IT
omg why are these feelings coming back?
Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?